Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever

by Candy Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:50 pm

A Whopper
Mmm, this Burger King body spray really captures the essence of flame-broiled meat.
manolith.com, $3.99

Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever Cosmo-mildew

Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever Cosmo-mildew

Mildew
Remember the Harry Potter-inspired Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Jelly Beans, which came in flavors like Vomit and Earwax? This is worse.
DemeterFragrance.com, 1 oz. cologne spray $20.

Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever Cosmo-playdoh

Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever Cosmo-playdoh

Play-Doh
This scent is all fun and games until you realize you smell like a nursery-schooler.
Available from: beautyand skin.com, Cologne spray $19.44.

Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever Cosmo-earthworms

Eau, No: The Strangest Scents Ever Cosmo-earthworms

Earthworms
We didn't know earthworms had a smell.
Available from: DemeterFragrance.com, 1 oz. Cologne spray $20

by **Heath** Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:45 pm

Lol, I just read this on Yahoo. ;D

by Candy Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:08 pm

Yea... Who the hell wants to smell like Burger King? D:

by **Heath** Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:24 pm

Hey now...

by **Livory** Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:40 am

Play-Doh Scent xD!

by **Vintersorg** Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:43 am

Homer Simpson would be spraying that Burger King scent everywhere. XD
And then... you'd have packs of dogs following you around everywhere, like in that Invader Zim episode where Dib and Zim are infused with bologna DNA. /dork