Corrupt a Wish!

In this game, the poster makes a wish for something. The next poster after them grants their wish, but corrupts it in a way that it becomes a bad wish.

Example:
- Jun: I wish for pizza.
- Neps: Wish granted! You get pizza! Except it's covered in fungy mushrooms I wish for... Red to stay.
- Down: Red stays! Except he changes his name to "Purple," so he isn't "Red" anymore. I wish for purple.
- Awri: Wish granted! You get purple, but I kidnap it. I wish for...

Etc., etc.

First wish: I wish for more hours in the night to sleep through.

Wish has been granted however in doing so now you shall suffer from insomnia 3 days out of the week. I wish that time at work would go by faster.

lol, nice.

Time at work does go by faster! However, it moves by so uncontrollably fast that it breaks the fabric of space and time and, by some miracle, you survive but have aged to 50.

I wish for the power to control time.

Your wish has been granted... in Soviet Russia. In Capitalist America though, time controls -you-.

I wish I can manipulate dimensions.

Gwah D; Darn you, Capitalist America and your time!

Wish granted. You can manipulate dimensions. However, while using your powers, you realize life just became too easy when you can easily edit the realities around you, leading you to feel unchallenged and disappointed.

Granted, but your wish must now be invisible.

I wiiiiish...
I wish my cat would be less sick ;~;

lol, I forgot to make a wish, sorry xD;

Wish granted! Your cat is healthy again! So healthy, in fact, that he/she can now fly and shoot laser beams *-* So he/she becomes a super feline hero and sets out to save the world; unfortunately, having to leave you in the process...

I wish my laptop didn't have to be wiped of all its files b/c of some strange registry error...

Granted, but your laptop fell in a lake, so you had to replace it altogether.
Now, who put that lake there? >>;

I wish my saxophone would stop being broken...

aha Granted, but your saxophone sounds like an elephant that has a terrible cold...

I wish we lived in the world of pokemon!

OMG. I LOVE YOUR WISH. I... I don't think I could corrupt it ;~;

*passes on the wish corruption to the next poster*

ftwinz wrote:OMG. I LOVE YOUR WISH. I... I don't think I could corrupt it ;~;

*passes on the wish corruption to the next poster*

LOL!

Your wish is granted! But we are ant sized in the world of Pokemon and many of us die by being squished. D:

I wish I had a new job.

Granted, but the pay is worse and there is a roach problem :<

I wish my midterms will be easier than the reviews...

Granted! Your midterms were a breeze, but the reviews also say the finals will be a horror...

I wish for cake.

Granted, but the cake tastes horrible...

I wish for world domination! >:{D

Granted, but all the assassination attempts force you into hiding, so you can't really enjoy your power.

I wish touch screen keyboards actually put in the right letter the first time ><;

Granted but now all the computer screens are breaking instead.

I wish my kid was happily in bed sleeping.

Granted, but he's sleeping in your bed. And talking loudly in his sleep.

I wish the exhibition wasn't cancelled ><

Granted. The exhibition is uncanceled! And just as fantastic as it has been hyped up to be!! Unfortunately you can not take part due to previous commitments.

I wish avacados were cheap. <3

Granted, but someone sneezed on them! D:!

I wish... my homework would do itself ;D

Wish granted! But homework then becomes a sentient being and realizes it can rule the world by cloning and assigning itself to all the world leaders, making them give in to its asinine demands.

I wish I could mind-control bad people to become good members of family and society.