the random battle cry generator

theres some language but you all should be fine with it... anyway enjoy



RBCG

Uh, Lahalis's random battle cry read like some sort of x rated magazine, if you catch my drift. And Maj's doesn't even make sense. My Samoyeds are the kleptos. Dakar makes even less sense, but oddly enough his has language similar to Lahalis's.

Hahaha~
Mine was so awesome, and something I'd really say, so I put it in my sig. XD
... Which, apparently, doesn't show up. (o_O)
Well, here it is in all its glory:

Striding through the mountains, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Vintersorg! And she gives a booming cry:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until you pee fire!!!"

Prowling through the icy wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Umbrasquall! And he gives an ominous cry:

"For the love of beatings, I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

Ewwww

Prowling amidst the fields, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Azza! And she gives a cruel scream:
"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

Striding across the mountains, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Heath! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"You in some shit now, mufuh! I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!"

Striding across the mountains, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Heath! And he gives an ominous bellow:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!"

Hark! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is Finalprayer, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars gutterally:
"I'm going to pound you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!"



lolwhat?

Stalking through the mini-mall parking lot, carrying gilded boxing gloves, cometh Silences! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"For the love of beatings, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"


lol...mini mall parking lot and boxing gloves? lmao